About Us

The No Forks Organization (NFO) is a non-profit governmetal organization founded by the 32nd President of the United States Forklin D. Roosevelt in 1940 for one purpose and one purpose only, to make sure that every household, institution, university, school, restaurant, and pub never run out of forks.

Ever since the industrialization of Aluminum Production, the aluminum fork has become a staple of the American household, and the American life. However, in the early 1930s, studies started showing that availability of the fork has been on the decline due to thefts happening by Fork You, the fork mob. With a spoonful of hindsight, President Forklin D. Roosevelt, foreseeing a forking crisis approaching this country, secretely ordered the formation of the NFO to combat this crisis.

After the great metallic war of 1945 between the NFO and Fork You, Fork You was eradicated. Or so we thought. Fork You has recently reappeared in the Middle East, causing its destabilization. The NFO is currently working with governments and top institutions around the Middle East to abolish Fork You once and for all. However, wars have become ineffective and brutal in the 21st century, so the NFO has resorted to one of the most effective weapons of the 21st century to combat Fork You, film and bad puns.